I've just been told that a woman fancies me
I've just been told that its Christmas Day
So if you please I will raise a toast to me
Three cheers hip hip hooray
So call the undertaker mother
And put my funeral on hold
Yeah tell the undertaker mother
That I'm too young to be old
I've just been told that a woman fancies me
And there'll be peace in Palestine
If someone up there has it in for me
Its nice to know down here it's fine
So call the undertaker mother
And put my funeral on hold
Yeah tell the undertaker mother
That I'm too young to be old
I don't what her first name is
Or her surname or where she lives
Her friends or her acquantainces
I hope she really does exist
And I don't know where she goes at night
If she has glasses or clear sight
The food that whets her appetite
The clothes she wears, the films she likes
I've just been told that the woman fancies me
I've just been told that the world won't end
I've been informed things are looking good for me
I can't wait to tell my girlfriend
So call the undertaker mother
And put my funeral on hold
Yeah tell the undertaker mother
That I'm too young to be old
Is she blond or a brunette?
Does she like cats or dogs as pets?
Does she cherish or regret
Things that haven't happened yet?
And does she get annoyed at stuff
And spend the weekend in a huff
Decide she's finally had enough
And leave me with the babyyyyyyy aaaiiieeeeeeeeee!
credits
from Live at Chateau Blanc,
released December 12, 2009
Written and performed by Martin White
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